What's His Name? | Stuff Nuts

Baby Daddy Names

You can learn a lot about a relationship by looking at what someone has their partner saved as on their phone.

Apparently, baby daddies are in a hilarious category of their own!

I stumbled across a TikTok asking women what they had theirs saved as.

Here are some of my favorites:

Dr. Seuss — He’s always got a story.

Insufficient Funds — He’s never available when you need him.

Peter Pan — Refuses to grow up.

Fore Skin — He disappears when things get hard.

Hannah Montana — He leads a double life with his other family.

Santa Claus — We only hear from him once a year.

Ketchup — He needs to catch up on the child support.

Dora the Explorer — He’s always out and about instead of home with his family.

Pinocchio — He never stops lying.

Lord of the Rings — He’s always proposing.

$75,436.98 — That’s what he owes in child support.

Jumper Cables — He’s always starting shit.

Lemony Snicket — He made our lives a series of unfortunate events.

McRib — He only comes out once a year.

The Magic School Bus — He drives around everybody else’s kids except his own.

Rubik’s Cube — He’s stressful and difficult to figure out.

Little Caesars — Cheap and unsatisfying.

Larry Hillfiber — He’ll figure out how to blame me for everything.

COB — Court-Ordered Babysitter.

WD-40 — Weekend Dad Over 40.

PTSD